Job description: Find work when there is no work.
Earnings potential: €3,500+ (no upper limit)
For the ideal candidate who consistently exceeds expectations, I will offer a business partnership.
No experience — an advantage.
Reasonable laziness — an advantage.
A healthy sense of humor — an advantage.
Lack of brain or initiative — not an advantage.
If you can use technology or other people to complete tasks faster and better, you are allowed to be lazy… and while being lazy, think about how to become even lazier.
Starting salary: €1,200
After 1–3 months: ~€2,000
After 4–6 months: up to €3,500 and more
Your salary will double twice as fast if your work creates twice the value I expect.
For the ideal candidate who consistently exceeds expectations, I will offer a business partnership.
One of my favorite quotes: Worse than a fool is a fool with initiative.
Before anyone gets overly emotional — this post is intentionally provocative to attract attention.
“Fall in love” means falling in love with a high-level professional — someone who significantly exceeds expectations, wants to learn, aims higher, and does not just “somehow complete tasks.”
If someone reacts without reading the full description and comments — that already says something about attention to detail.
I am building long-term projects and looking for a highly ambitious assistant/operator.
Main responsibilities:
• Innovative marketing
• Assisting me and the project manager with repetitive or boring tasks
• Automation of all possible processes
• Optimization of time and financial costs across projects
• Generating/creating and proposing new ideas to improve systems
• Continuous learning
• Spreading positive energy
Ideal candidate:
• Speaks English fluently
• Understands how social media platforms actually work
• Thinks visually and strategically
A truly perfect candidate:
• Is not afraid to appear in videos
• Is not afraid of public speaking
• Or is ready to overcome these fears — not for a higher salary, but for growth, improvement, and proving to themselves that nothing is impossible
Using AI tools to save time is not forbidden — it is encouraged and expected.
The goal is to work smarter, not harder. And to enjoy both the process and the results.
Work format:
• First months: 70% office / 30% remote
• Later: 30% office / 70% remote
• Eventually: flexible — as much office or remote as you want and as is convenient.
Important winter requirement:
Until mid-March you must wear a fur coat and fluffy sweatpants in the office because it is cold and heaters do not help.
The fur coat can be second-hand.
Next winter I will buy a new one.
And finally — yes, men can apply too.
I can also “fall in love” with a male employee.
The wording was intentionally sharpened to attract attention.
Even outrage about “discrimination” helps the algorithm.
What I am really looking for:
Someone energetic.
Hungry to grow.
With a high level of responsibility.
Ready to build something serious.
If that is you — send a short introduction and explain why you think you are the right person for this position to verslas@pimone.lt.
If you want to stand out — record a short introduction video about yourself.
It is not mandatory, but appreciated.
A video says more about you than a CV.
If you are not comfortable on camera yet — that is fine.
If you are ready to grow and overcome that fear — even better.
Send:
• A short introduction (text or video)
• What you are good at
• Why you think you are the right person for this position
• Also send anything you would like to show or add about yourself, or simply tell your story
Contact:
verslas@pimone.lt